If you can't tell, "under construction" barely describes the mess that
this is. This is mainly because what HTML I know I learned before 1995, and have since
forgotten, since it wasn't really something that was encouraged or
facilitated by my employment, and I didn't have a computer of my own
for about five years. So anyway, I'm sure that there are some boo-boos here which I
have not yet caught.
Written around 14 September 2002.